I just went to an escort training session to help patients at the women’s clinic in town feel safe from the protesters, and I was feeling so good about myself.

And then I come home and surprise I got a 67% on my first organic chemistry test.

Couldn’t feel good about myself for too long before the reminder that no matter what I’m going to fail so why even bother.

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Women unite! Take back the night! 🌙⭐️ (at MSUM)

Women unite! Take back the night! 🌙⭐️ (at MSUM)

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We harvested sperm and eggs from sea urchins today and as expected it was an hour and a half of sex jokes.

"It just keeps coming…literally!"

nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

#Ali

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

miaaaaaaauuuuuuu:

me: hell yeah i love talking to my best friend

person: what do you guys talk about

me:

me: uhh

me:

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moscatobots:

♡ P U S S Y  W H I P P E D ♡ boys singing about how bad they want it. girls saying “yeah, we know.” {listen}

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Accidentally coordinated with my lunch box. #whoops

Accidentally coordinated with my lunch box. #whoops

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Today’s experimental hairstyle is a quickly thrown together across the head braid.

Also feat CAT TIGHTS. 

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

nortonism:

The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men can gawk at women but when we realize how beautiful we are we’re suddenly full of ourselves…

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